Hurricane Joke

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas:
#10 Decorating the house (with plywood)
#9 Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season
#8 Last minute shopping in crowded stores
#7 Regular TV shows pre-empted for 'Specials'
#6 Family coming to stay with you
#5 Family and friends from out of state calling you
#4 Buying food you don't normally buy . . . and in large quantities
#3 Days off from work
#2 Candles
#1 At some point, you're probably going to have a tree in your house!